But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
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Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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