"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'm too high and old for this...
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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