got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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