I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
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Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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