I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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