Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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