Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
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The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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