Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
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Even the bartender felt bad for me
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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