Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Your tits are I can't wait for
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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