Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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