I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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