I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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