I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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