giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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