I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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