When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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