Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize