I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
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looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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