you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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