Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
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Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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