we have officially lost it.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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