We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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