All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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