the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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