Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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