My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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