Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
worst night to have a conscience
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i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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