dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Randomize