Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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