Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
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The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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