I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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