Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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