I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
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Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
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She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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