Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I understand Curling. That high.
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Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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