what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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