Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
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You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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