What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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