I'm jealous of your bromance
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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