Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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