why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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