i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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