I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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