Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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