Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
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Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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