There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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