Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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