What did we do last night that was yellow?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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