After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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