I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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