walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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